Travel With A Twist Prints

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

Customs and Examinations.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

"The light is green..."

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

Island Entrance Fee

Honeymoon Camper

'First, file a lawsuit against 'island getaways, inc.' then, get us outa here!'

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.