Travel With A Twist Prints

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Hotel mini-bar.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Customs and Examinations.

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

Honeymoon Camper

I thought "E" meant enough.

'First, file a lawsuit against 'island getaways, inc.' then, get us outa here!'

"The light is green..."

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.