Travel Tips & Tricks Explorer Mugs

"Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Sloaney Pony.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Desert Island Meals.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

Under pressure.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub