Travel Sports Pillows

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Good game."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Zoo.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Carefree luggage.

Flags

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Not that net!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'