Travel Point Collector Prints

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Online Shopping.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Tourists

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe."

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

George Washington Toll Plaza

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'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Rockets in Bath.

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

American man on holiday

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."

"He says we have to be double jabbed to travel."

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

'About these points that you keep putting on my licence. Can I redeem them for consumer goods?'

"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."

Dominic Raab holiday

Stop, Pay Tribute.

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

Counting Geigers...

"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."