Travel Humor Enthusiast Prints

"It looked a lot bigger in the brochure"

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'

Budget motel - wifi, Hbo and bed bugs.

Having been told that she couldn't take shampoo on her flight, Gina began frantically washing her hair.

Departures - Portaloo.

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"I think I'll take the stairs."

"May I get a seat with extra leg room, please?"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"I told you not to fly so low over Calais!"

Airport checkpoints-3

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

"I'm booking a solo vacation. Where would you like a lousy t-shirt from?"

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

Airline surcharge.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'It isn't easy to fall down the steps on Perugia's Via Appia'

Revealing Airport Security

'According to our computer your luggage is currently orbiting saturn.'

'Sir... your carry-on luggage needs to be stowed under your seat!'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

City sewer rats visit barn mice.

"If this isn't jet lag we're in trouble."

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

Parson ad Nautical Young Lady.

Do you think you'll ever get tired of working for the TSA, Randy? Let me see, little buddy

"Attention passengers. Ticket holders in sections B through C will now be herded onto the plane with cattle prods."

Death Decides Not To Take A Holiday

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."