Travel Guide Mugs

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Moses and the wandering years. Another theory.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

'It's within walking distance if you have the time, sir!'

The actual reason for the demise of the Burke and Wills expedition.

'You are here' sign/ man getting squashed by an 'x'

"Have a safe trip!"

Recalculating!

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

'You can't wear that shirt, sir, it clashes with the primeval forest,'

Stonehenge Imitation

You Are Here

'You blundering idiot! I told you to bring a map!' (explorer to his globe-holding assistant)

'Why can't we have an ordinary Sat Nav like everybody else?'

"Stop moaning - at least you are in the shade..."

Customs.

Lost

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Bad news, Bwana! The bearers took your luggage to Nairobi by mistake."

Seal blubber stew

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Iceland volcano

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

"I'm on sabbatical."

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

I never forget a face

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Yes, I really miss Tibet. The mountains, the climate, the wonderful people. But I can never go back as long as they continue to serve that rancid yak butter at every meal."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Sooner or Later

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"