Travel Geeks Gifts

"One day, I'd like to settle down."

Static Caravan

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"