Travel Anxiety Warrior Pillows

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'