Travel Anniversary Mugs

Backpacker

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

A hand reaching frantically out a lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away.

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Bev always got her pens back.

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Killer Executive Suits.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Sloaney Pony.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.