Travel Anniversary Mugs

Backpacker

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

A hand reaching frantically out a lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away.

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Bev always got her pens back.

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'