Travel Advisor Mugs

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"To avoid crowds, visit places that are less crowded."

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Walking Luggage.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'