Trash-talk-enthusiasts Prints

Talkin' Trash

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

Trash-talkin' artists

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.