Trash Man Mugs

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

Environmental Conscience

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

We're polishing our brand.

Bin Inspector

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Did you order takeout?"

"Help!"

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.