Trapeze Artist In Training Pillows

The circus diver.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Rap music

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Support the head."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Poisson d'Avril!

'Help!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

Untrustworthy partner

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze Artists

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Trapeze artists commuting

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Work Du Soleil

"My bad."

T-Rex attempting the trapeze.

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

'Is it something I said?'

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Selfie Acrobat

"I thought it was your day to catch."

The Little Top.