Transportation Officer Prints

Metro Expansion Plans.

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Women Argues With Cabby Over Prices.

'Why? Do you think I'm drunk?'

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

"We've got to stop meeting like this."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

"Careful."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'