Transportation Guru Mugs

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Travel looks strong!

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Reality Wagon Train

How do fish get to work?

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"What!?"

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."

"Everything's commercial these days."

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

Influences.

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.