Transportation Guru Mugs

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Travel looks strong!

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

They Always Say That

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Hackney-Coach Stands

Reality Wagon Train

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"How much if I pedal?"

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"Everything's commercial these days."

The city is a nice place to visit, but you have to watch out for elevators.

"What!?"

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

Influences.

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'