Transport Police Mugs

Inexpensive ways to slow speeders....

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"How could you possibly have gotten a speeding ticket?"

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

"Is there a problem, officer?"

Please Give Up This Seat To Anyone Wielding a Knife or Blunt Instrument.

"I noticed you weaving back there..."

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"Yes I'm drunk, but my driverless car is not!"

Drink Driver

"It's a driverless car! I'm humoring the dog!"

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

Flattened Traffic Man

"Looks like another case of sneezing while driving."

"...And if you seek anything that doesn't look right..."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

Police officer is surprised to see motorized wheel chair in parking space.

"Just look at him - he won't get there any faster!"

"When I saw you tearing down here, I thought 50 minimum."

"The roads are safe, it's the cars you have to watch out for."

"See, see? Another accident caused by talking on the cellphone!"

"If they want everyone to do 60, the should have set the speed limit at 30."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Elephant at Airport Security

'You're all right, but your self-driving car is over the limit for ethanol.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Math Equation Speed Limit

"You know, if you caught me, that means you were speeding, too!"

"Distracted driving? No way! I'm talking to my focus group!"

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

"55 literally or ironically?"

"I'm writing you up for a broken wing mirror."

'I love to chase cars too!'

"You appear to be in violation of the new law texting while driving. . ."