Transport Consultant Prints

Extra Heathrow runway

In the Guru District

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

HS2

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Car Emissions

Trump Tariffs

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"So where's the truck park?"

S**t Creek Halt