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Edward Fitzgerald.

"It says, 'Celebrating 3,000 years in this location'."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

The Family Joules: Part 6

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."