Transition Trailblazer Mugs

Gold medalist looking for a job.

'I thought I missed my period and then I remembered my sex-change.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Glass Ceiling

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Ready for a run!

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

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