Transit Storyteller Prints

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Public transit

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Doubledecker bus stop

Subway Thrillers

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"I gave on the E train."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

The aviation experts come out to play

'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.