Transit Storyteller Prints

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Public transit

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Subway Thrillers

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Doubledecker bus stop

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

The aviation experts come out to play

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Who wants to go first?"

"I gave on the E train."

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

"Still a freelance journalist?"

Metrocard error messages

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...