Transhumanist Dreamer Mugs

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Robotic Man

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

What else is there to wish for?

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

Imagine

Phoenix

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."