Transformation Observer T-Shirts

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Magic Act

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Irony: Then and Now

Astronaut Selfie.

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Gone to seed.

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Retrospection.

She was always an introvert.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

Russell Rebrand

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Metamorphosis is coming.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'