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It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Yoga.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"It is my place!"

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."