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Trainer Of Unlikely Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates the art of nurturing unlikely creativity. Perfect for trainers who encourage out-of-the-box ideas and unconventional thinking, this mug combines wit with inspiration.
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
"Any questions?"
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
'Not that sort of body building program!'
"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"
"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
Hanging off every word...
"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."
Quality Control
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Just go with the workflow."
"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."
Targets.
"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"
"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'
'I hope that training aid doesn't give him the idea that bigger laptops could mean more output.'
'First of all, relax.'
'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'
'Leadership training.'
'I miss the good old days!'
Mentors guide you through the maze.
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
"My assistant will show you the ropes."
"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."
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