Train Track Detective Pillows

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Office of the PR of the United States

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

Rodin's Tram Driver

'Euston, we have a problem...'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"Looks like another case of sneezing while driving."

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Accident

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'