Train Hobbyist Prints

'Who invented the steam engine?'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Construction safety.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

'Are you out of your mind?'

Human resources confidentiality.

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'Of course, the first rule of effective management is active participation.'

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'He's not finished his 'effective supervision' training yet.'

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'