Train Controller Prints

'Mind you, I still get the urge to pop out and shoot a rat or two from time to time.'

"For a moment. I lost my thought of train."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Carefree luggage.

Thru versus Through Traffic

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Well did he?"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

A white collar cow.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Run from the hills!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Sushi Train Set.