Trail Running Mugs

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

e-shoes

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10 K Tail-Chase

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Sport Utility Boot.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Eat my dust!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

City Marathon.

31. 19. 55.7.

Hither and Yon sign

Running

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."