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'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Oedipus

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Now in Capulets'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

The Clown Hit

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Tosca

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Schunard

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Christopher Fry.