Traffic-watcher Prints

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'