Traffic Systems Prints

Math Equation Speed Limit.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Shark stoplights.

"Pedestrian crossing."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Is Driving Doomed?

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'