Traffic Reporter Prints

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

"Honestly, folks, you'd have a shorter commute to the moon tonight."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"There's major congestion in the skies today - Avoid the southbound airstream. . ."

'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'

Traffic Copter Crash

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Traffic Lamb-Chopper

Traffic Lamb-Chopper.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Press Freedom

Please Drove Carefully.

Gay Times...

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Difference of Opinion

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A little bird told me...

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'