Traffic Regulations Prints

'I don't make the rules, sir. I'm just grateful for those who do.'

'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

'Highway Snobbery.'

'Sorry, but you can't drive in the HOV lane because you've gained ten pounds.'

'Here - talk to my lawyer!'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Deer Crossing.

'Hand over your licence.' - 'How can I, the judge took it?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Zero gravity ahead.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Give Way To Cyclists