Traffic Law Humorists Prints

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

Snail Crossing.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'