Traffic Law Advocate Prints

Human Cull: Cyclist Who Don't Obey Traffic Laws.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

All-way stops.

Watch for Pedestrians.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Lawyer Xing

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'With these new speed signs keeping traffic moving, we're not getting half the litigation work from accidents that we did before.'

Seat Belt Law.

UFO at the traffic lights...

Bikes versus Cars

'I'll do the talking.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"It was green when I went through it."

Hedgehog crosses the road at special hedgehog crossing.

'It wasn't until years of traversing the same deadly highway that one day Frogger noticed a convenient overpass.'