
'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'
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'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'
Laughing Zone Ahead
Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)
Lot for people who don't know how to park.
'It's a slow trap.'
Do not pass.
"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."
Slow, Men at Work.
'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'
Speed laws occasionally enforced.
Snail Crossing.
"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."
How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!
'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!
'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'
'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'
'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'
This country is on the road to ruin!
Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.
Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.
Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane
'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'
Pot hole.
A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'
Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket.
Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.
Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.
"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"
Dept. of Traffic Disruption.
How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.
Bus timetable at bus stop, "Bus stuck in traffic jam timetable"
Desert - Crawler Lane.
"In that case you're getting a ticket for parking on a motorway."
"Both vehicles stopped at the intersection. Mrs. Dinkel waved. Mr. Wang put his vehicle in gear proceeding to the intersection. Mrs. Dinkel also moved her vehicle forward colliding with Mr. Wang's vehicle. Mrs. Dinkel states she was not waving to give Mr. Wang the right of way; she states she was waving to Mrs. Galdys Hooper-Smith in her vehicle passing overhead on Highway I-95, politely extending a yoo-hoo to Mrs. Hooper-Smith and her Lhasa Apso."
Get You Home Tow Truck.
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