Traffic Enforcement Officer Mugs

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Modern Horror Stories: "The Tow-Er of London." No parking. Tow.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

No U-turns

Hate Platforms

The Anti-Agent

America, are we learning anything?

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Minority Report

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Slow Night

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

A Little Extra

Street signs you don't want to see.