Traffic Data Prints

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Cake Walk.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'