Traffic Comedy Prints

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a slow trap.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Slow, Men at Work.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

Cars and Bed of Nails