Traditional Wisdom Collector Prints

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Playdough's The Republic

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Except...That.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Trending wise.

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

'Cake philosophy'

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

W M. Beemers Adages

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

"I just don't know - Hipppocrates says one thing, Galen says another thing, and Vesalius says something entirely different."

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Come on guys. It's not 90AD anymore! It's 100 AD. We need some fresh ideas!"

Rituals

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'

Funk Facts: New Year.