
Poison Dart Training Camp.
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Poison Dart Training Camp.
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
Bribes for Jabs
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).
"It's time I got a bigger sword!"
'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'
'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'
In/Out
A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast
Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.
A Rifle Competition in the North
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
Weapons of War Through the Ages.
'None shall pass!'
"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."
'After A Knights Hard Day'
Knight walking his pet armadillo.
Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'
"Hon, where's the butter?"
Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets
'They say he wears half-inch armor.'
"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."
Sabrage
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'
Mean Sheriff.
'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'
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