Traditional Tunes Lover Mugs

Soto

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Highland Piper.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Lord of the Strings.

Jean Sibelius.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

The Third Day of Christmas

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Gramophone Headphone

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

Stephen Collins Foster

Jimi Hendrix

the Carpenters greatest hits...

Emmanuel Ax

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"It's time."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

Carol Singers

"Sorry, I'm finished."

Caroler

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

Dmitriy Kabalevskiy

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

Snake charmer thinks his snake is losing it.

"His act has never been the same since his wife started using the basket for her laundry."

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."