Traditional Tunes Enthusiast Prints

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Highland Piper.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

My Violinist Valentine

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Lord of the Strings.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Jean Sibelius.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

The Third Day of Christmas

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Gramophone Headphone

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Soto

"It's time."

Emmanuel Ax

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Bull markets don't go up forever.

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

"Sorry, I'm finished."

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

Caroler

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

Dmitriy Kabalevskiy

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump. Step. Kick. Shout!"

Snake charmer thinks his snake is losing it.

"His act has never been the same since his wife started using the basket for her laundry."