Traditional Techniques Admirer Gifts

'Harry, you have impeccable qualifications. I'm pleased to offer you the position of Master Wine Maker.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Man in a modern art gallery, stopped at window.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Shaker Timeouts

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Birthday anticlimax.

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

A dreary maypole

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

Native Americans flirting.