Traditional Romantics Mugs

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

Right click for yes...

Cupid paints Stop sign

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Date Night

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'He Will!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

William Wordsworth

It's the thought that counts!

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Antiques

Transylvanian Snails.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Strategies that will always work

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Lovers dressed as pears

The night of the return

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"