Traditional Role Challenger Prints

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

'I'm giving up a business career to get married - too many glass ceilings.'

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"

Aprons

The Mainstream

"How is it gendered?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

*Sigh*

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."