Traditional Practices Buff Prints

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

'We use the meat for sustenance, the hide for clothing and shelter and the bones for weapons and tools. Then we send the heart to our ex.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I love these old decorations!"

Ruddy bloggers!

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

Folk Wedding

Christmas TV...

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Midwest Winter Items.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Baptism Then and Now

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Shall I be mother?

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Maypole