Traditional Media Lover Mugs

Unsocial Media

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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Binge Watch

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Newspaper suicide.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

Silly News.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

As Seen On TV

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"Hey! This is news."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'