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Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

Night of the Latkes

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Is this still America?'

Full English Breakfast.

Grandma's caf

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Happy St Pancakes Day!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

Shaker Timeouts

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Homemade Jam.

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

Conkers

Boobing for Apples