Traditional Joker Mugs

Turkey tries to hitchhike into 'January'.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Night of the Latkes

'You know too much,'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'How about a game of cards?'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

Get crazy once in a while

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Shoes Make The Man

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.